
Pepe: Good Evening, Bernabeu! Thank you very much for your support. Your attention! Ready? One, two, and three!
[Music plays]
Messi Messi, I will smash your face in. Oh, if I stamp on you! Oh, oh, if I stamp on you!
Cesc, Cesc, I already smashed his face in. Oh, if I hit you! Oh, oh if I hit you! Come on!
One day I stared at him and Leo tried to avoid me.
I noticed his pretty hand and I accidentally stamped on it.
[Crowd sings]
Messi, Messi, I will smash your face in. Oh, if I stamp on you! Oh, oh, if I stamp on you!
Cesc, Cesc, I already smashed his face in. Oh, if I hit you! Oh, oh if I hit you!
Mourinho: Cut! Cut! Cut! Well done, Pepe. From now on, this is going to be the new Real Madrid hymn.
Pepe: Wow! But isn’t it a bit too violent and could it damage the 100-year old reputation of a noble club?
Mourinho: What are you saying, Pepe? don’t you know that your stamps point us the way?
[Pepe stamps on Mou’s feet]
Mourinho: Ouch! What are you doing?
Pepe: I need to go to the toilet and I’ve just pointed that my way passes through this way.
Mourinho: Go! Go! Go!